The Sir Charles Association To Create A Terrific Society (SCATCATS) presents
Every Manners Card
Thus to Have Been Adopted by Genteel Folk Everywhere: Part Two

For the lady or gentleman who is accustomed to make his or her opinions loudly known in public:

For the chronic nail-biter:

For the individual who insists upon breaking the queue to step in front of you:

For those who, in a public place, allow their young children to wreak havoc without curbing them:

For those who inexcusably break into a queue just in front of you:

For the lady or gentleman who feels it perfectly appropriate to take their mobile phone calls in a restaurant, theatre, or other public venue:

For the persistent chatterer:

For the clerk who appears to have trouble counting out change:

Two all-purpose cards for the random idiot in your life:

For the inattentive staff in a restaurant:

For the gentleman who has been rude to a lady:

For the discourteous shop clerk:

Thoughtful quips to give the braggart, the non-stop talker, or the snob:

Holy epigrams for the minister whose sermons tend to the dry side:

And finally, tender memories to give to that 'date' you cannot wait to call quits: