Knowing that new readers of this popular and entertaining column do not have the good fortune to possess the latest Debrett's, or even know what such a volume might be, one has had the foresight to including amongst these pages a gallery of the names and faces familiar to one's regular readers (who are legion). Riffle through the pages of this family album therefore, at leisure. One only warns one's readers not to overlinger upon the photoengravure of young Penelope Windsor-Smythe. As ninetieth in line for the throne, she is not, after all, a 'pin-up' calendar girl.