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April 8, 2002 |
The Sir Charles Association To Create A Terrific Society (SCATCATS) presents For the nosepicker in your life:
For parents of small brats run wild:
For the lady or gentleman with a bad case of B.O.:
For the gentleman with, shall we say, his pants riding too low in the back:
For the gentleman or lady who cannot seem to chew with a closed mouth, in a public place:
For the lady or gentleman who insists upon performing the usual morning grooming rituals in the motorcar, whilst the light has changed from red to green:
For the gentlewoman distressed by the leerings and catcalls of the common construction worker or garageman:
For the mother or father of a small child who insists on changing the brat's nappy in public:
For the cretin fond of public displays of flatulence:
For the lady or gentleman who cannot visit the public washroom without leaving behind a whirlwind of waste, water, and paper:
For the lady or gentleman with table manners so deplorable that you cannot tear your eyes from them:
For the lady or gentleman who cannot seem to dispose of their waste anywhere but upon the ground:
And for general purposes:
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