To: rickyrockinroller@kixx.com
From: wbricel@gopher.science.wayne.edu
Date: Mon Nov. 20, 1995 22:34
Subject: Here!
Priority: Really really really REALLY urgent

Dear Mr. Ricky Rockin' Roller:

Here are the tapes. I'm sorry the box is so heavy. He talks an awful lot. Can I get Frida's phone number and email now?

By the way, I listened to your show last night and you didn't play 'Dancing Queen', which I requested three times. A little variety wouldn't hurt, you know. I mean, you can only play so much Smooshing Pumpkins.

V. Briceland
Humble Secretary to Sir Charles Grandiose

To: wbricel@gopher.science.wayne.edu
From: rickyrockinroller@kixx.com
Date: Wed Nov. 22, 1995 00:12
Subject: Deal's off
Priority: Incredibly Low

Deal's off, dude. I thought you said this lord guy was happenin'. All I got was three hours of some guy I couldn't even understand dronin' on and on. And man oh man, that accent! Sounded like he kept saying 'Wallah wallah wallah wallah' over and over again with a sponge in his kisser. Until the end, that is. I understood that nasty part pretty well. And I'm tellin' ya, we can't put that on the radio.

P.S. Take a hint, guy: It's the nineties.

Keep on truckin'
Ricky Rockin' Roller
KIXX, Kalamazoo, MI (All Hard Rock, All The Time, 102.8 on Your FM Dial . . . what part of that don't you understand?)

To: Frida (NOTE: get the address from Ricky after you send the tapes!!!!)
From: Your Biggest Fan (wbricel@gopher.science.wayne.edu)
Date: Tue Nov. 21, 1995 18:30
Subject: I [heart] You!
Priority: Life or Death

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